The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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