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You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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