I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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