You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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