I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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