I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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