In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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