when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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