i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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