and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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