ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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