The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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