your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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