i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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