talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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