I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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