dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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