I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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