i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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