I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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