I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I have aggressive nipples.
Randomize
