Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
