walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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