why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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