I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
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I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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