Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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