so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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