dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She's the barista slut.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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