My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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