: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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