ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
you never un-have a 4some
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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