Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
The ass gains better be worth it
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