I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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