I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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