What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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