At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I have feelings that need drinking.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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