Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?