Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
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just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?