okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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