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(773): View more from Illinois

i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

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SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

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(773) i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst. (773)SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person http://tfl.nu/tfn0

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(703): View more from Virginia

i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.

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(703): i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship. http://tfl.nu/7io7

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it

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(814): well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it http://tfl.nu/ljcc

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(859): View more from Kentucky

How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?

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(859): How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom? http://tfl.nu/dl3d

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.

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(910): I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating. http://tfl.nu/3b9t

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.

(307): View more from Wyoming

I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...

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(605): I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling. (307): I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name... http://tfl.nu/8rf6

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS

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(724): Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS http://tfl.nu/ftff

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(616): View more from Michigan

i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.

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(616): i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget. http://tfl.nu/97ka

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(678): View more from Georgia

Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.

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(678): Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on. http://tfl.nu/4vca

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(406): View more from Montana

Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad

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(406): Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad http://tfl.nu/ib2e

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?

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(267): Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am? http://tfl.nu/20h1

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(727): View more from Florida

If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?

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(727): If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student? http://tfl.nu/6ss9

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.

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(484): You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist. http://tfl.nu/h22k

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(203): View more from Connecticut

this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins

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(203): this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins http://tfl.nu/v1c9

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(757): View more from Virginia

Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?

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(757): Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT? http://tfl.nu/4p7c

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