I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?