what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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