as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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