Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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