Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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