Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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