well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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