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I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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