I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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