So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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