Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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