No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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