adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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