you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You were trust falling into bushes
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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