How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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