it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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