We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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