Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Less talking, more tequila
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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