Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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