I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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