Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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