my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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