Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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