i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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