i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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