she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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